Dude look, I'm flowers
I just watched a dog chase its tail for 5 minutes and I thought: "Wow! Dogs are easily entertained!" Then I realized I was watching a dog chase its tail for 5 minutes.
Come on boy, walky time.
The weight of the world got to Snoopy and not he's dreaming of a happier time.
There is nothing happier have a dog in the back of a pickup truck.
Going perfumes shopping with the girl friend.. you better have some pre ready phrase to say from time to time.
Don't you hate it when you step in dog poo. Well it could be worse.
It's not what it looks like.
This bitch is looking fabulous.
This poor dog is yet another victim of animal abuse.
Hyper awake - Hyper asleep
Red Lobster standing by ...come in Dog Fort. Over. This is Dog Fort.