Isn't it great to stand back, laugh and say That's not me.
Me coming back to work from my lunch break with some McDerps, *when a wild co-worker appears.
I just watched a dog chase its tail for 5 minutes and I thought: "Wow!
When was the last time you had sex Charlie?
Actually in my job you have many occasions to have sex.
Great costume the Ginger breadman.
Vin Diesel generator and Transformer inside.
Support the country you live in or live in the country you support! "Made in China"
It's your birthday, and now it's begins.
Do you pee in the shower?
I want Romeo and Juliet relationship.
Really?. You want a 3 day relationship, that causes 6 deaths?
It's a strance feeling when you look in the mirror and don't recognize the person staring back at you :/
Maybe it was a window..
Stromtroopers always miss, don't be a Stromtrooper.
"Pull to open" but I can't..
The superglue cap, is superglued to the superglue.
Q. If I call a girl 37 times while she's sleeping will it say 37 missed calls on her phone or just 1 missed call?
How women thing men pee and how we really pee..
YOUR NEXT . Correction You're next.
Likes mainstream, because hating mainstream is too mainstream.
"When writing the story of your life don't let anyone else hold the pen" Ooo the irony
You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.