Isn't it great to stand back, laugh and say That's not me.
Ohh No!! there is a huge fire next door. No problem I'll just throw some water on it, problem solved!
Pro tip: How to get out of doing the ironing?
When I'm brushing my teeth I think I look like this but I really look like that.
The dictionary says Irony is "the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning" but I think these pi