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Very funny cartoons for the old ones among us and defiantly not your granny.

Am I gay?

I can't really say that I'm not gay, because I've never tried penis. I've only ever player with one penis - mine - and I fu*king love it! I haven't stopped playing with it since! I like 100% of penises I've ever played with, whereas I only like around 60% of vaginas I've been in. Statistically...


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Have you found Jesus?

Have you found Jesus?


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Sexular bubble

Sexular looking bubble


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The pill for men

Birth control pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than shoot at a bulletproof vest.


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Sexy times necrophiliac

Never get the word "necrophiliac" confused, it can lead to very bad but funny results.


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Small penis

My new Thai girlfriend said, "A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship." But I still wish she didn't have one.


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Does he look like a bitch

Does he look like a bitch


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Porn in different languages

Porn in English: Meh, typical plot. Porn in Spanish: I can understand everything, so interesting. Porn in Russian: I have no idea what they're saying. But porn in Japanese....


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Look into my eyes

Look into her eyes if you can.


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It was on the tip of my tongue

Dad, what's a clitoris? You should've asked me yesterday night, it was on the tip of my tongue.


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Sent me a pic of your penise

The girl says "Show me your and I'll show you mine" But he's not quite up to her standards and needs to do some research.


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Caught wanking

If getting caught masturbating wasn't bad enough..


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Breastfeeding

I saw a women breastfeeding on the bus today. Then this old lady got up and started screaming "How dare you do that in a public place! That's horrendous!" In hindsight it probably wasn't the time or place for a wank.


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Ejaculation-man

Ejaculation man will be interrogating you next. Well where is he? He's coming.


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Dad, I'm Engaged

Daddy! Look! Ryan proposed, I'm Engaged! More like enGAAAYYged! *YES*


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