Rude Cartoons funny picturesVery funny cartoons for the old ones among us and defiantly not your granny.
I can't really say that I'm not gay, because I've never tried penis. I've only ever player with one penis - mine - and I fu*king love it! I haven't stopped playing with it since! I like 100% of penises I've ever played with, whereas I only like around 60% of vaginas I've been in. Statistically...
Have you found Jesus?
Sexular looking bubble
Birth control pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than shoot at a bulletproof vest.
Never get the word "necrophiliac" confused, it can lead to very bad but funny results.
My new Thai girlfriend said, "A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship." But I still wish she didn't have one.
Does he look like a bitch
Porn in English: Meh, typical plot. Porn in Spanish: I can understand everything, so interesting. Porn in Russian: I have no idea what they're saying. But porn in Japanese....
Look into her eyes if you can.
Dad, what's a clitoris? You should've asked me yesterday night, it was on the tip of my tongue.
The girl says "Show me your and I'll show you mine" But he's not quite up to her standards and needs to do some research.
If getting caught masturbating wasn't bad enough..
I saw a women breastfeeding on the bus today. Then this old lady got up and started screaming "How dare you do that in a public place! That's horrendous!" In hindsight it probably wasn't the time or place for a wank.
Ejaculation man will be interrogating you next. Well where is he? He's coming.
Daddy! Look! Ryan proposed, I'm Engaged! More like enGAAAYYged! *YES*