Political funny picturesIts great when the most serous people make asses of them self's.
Arguing. That moment when you realize you were wrong all along.
When you're confused and don't know where to search, open the bible, and choose a bible verse. "Yet she increased her prosbtubon, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals - as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions. -Ezekiel 23:19-20
They say there is safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews. - Jimmy Carr
You're too easily offended. I can't believe you just said that.
It's your handy Zombie identification chart. Ranging from A crawler to Thriller.
The only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her as looks big you say "hell yea"
Hitler taking a picture of him self with his iPhone, don't tell me it's a photoshop. Back in his days there was no Photoshop.
Fu*k the candidates for presidency. The will be the first time I am ever able to vote and I won't be doing it. America stands up and makes the change itself.
The problem with giving in to the urge to please everyone is that no one will be happy.
The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan.
Business yea! He's got it all!
A thug's life. Oh indeed says Omar from the wire.
Need an ark? I noah a guy. Jesus is pulling all the puns.
Don't have a reitement package planned? Just do what this guy did.