Its great when the most serous people make asses of them self's.
Arguing. That moment when you realize you were wrong all along.
When you're confused and don't know where to search, open the bible, and choose a bible verse.
They say there is safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews. - Jimmy Carr
You're too easily offended.
I can't believe you just said that.
It's your handy Zombie identification chart. Ranging from A crawler to Thriller.
The only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her as looks big you say "hell yea"
Hitler taking a picture of him self with his iPhone, don't tell me it's a photoshop. Back in his days there was no Photoshop.
Fu*k the candidates for presidency. The will be the first time I am ever able to vote and I won't be doing it.
The problem with giving in to the urge to please everyone is that no one will be happy.
The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly
Business yea! He's got it all!
A thug's life. Oh indeed says Omar from the wire.
Need an ark? I noah a guy. Jesus is pulling all the puns.
Don't have a reitement package planned? Just do what this guy did.
Uncle Sam has another great gift for the world but how should it wrap it?
Here are some top tips to help you getting a job.
Father.. No.. I know it's tempting but NO
It's Reese Witherspoon and Reese Withoutherspoon.
This guys face is half money!