My family has too many cars, so I have to park two houese down. I get it so hard.
The 23nd Annual fail!
Cool Jesus, you should show that to the Romans.
Get down and stay down. No body messes with mother duck.
Success: so you can have that little bit of extra luxury in those short moments between work, sleep and an inevitable death.
How I feel standing up and how I feel sitting down.
"Pull to open" but I can't..
"I used to be self conscious about my height, but then I thought, fu*k that, I'm Harry Potter." ~Daniel Radcliffe
Jedi squirrels are here and our world is over.
Why eats Chinese food for breakfast?
Ask an assciate for a demonstration, it you dare.
Overprotective father way of telling you to slow-down.
An ATM gives you the option to have it written in Cockney.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.