Yea it's my birthday and all I want is the The dark knight, but instead I get the Black Knight :(
When you're confused and don't know where to search, open the bible, and choose a bible verse. "Yet she increased her prosbtubon, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals - as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions. -Ezekiel 23:19-20
You are what you eat.
Why so delicious?
Some men want to see the world burn with evil questions like this.
Hey girls, did you know the smaller your boobs are, the closer I can get to your heart. That post was so gay, it gave me aids.
The drink of death!
To Catch a Predator host is the biggest clockblocker I've ever seen.
Amazing starry night sky of Iceland.
Me coming back to work from my lunch break with some McDerps, *when a wild co-worker appears. "Hey man you shouldn't eat that, That suff will kill you." *He then proceeds to light up a cigarette.
Hefe Weizen, Dunkel Welzen, German Pilsener and Sh*t beer such as Bud light, Corona, Kalibur, Coors and so on.
They say there is safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews. - Jimmy Carr
Oh yeah baby, you like what you see?
I just watched a dog chase its tail for 5 minutes and I thought: "Wow! Dogs are easily entertained!" Then I realized I was watching a dog chase its tail for 5 minutes.