They say, 1 out of every 3 people cheat in a relationship. Not sure if it's my wife of my girlfriend.
But God, she won't even make me a sandwich
Don't use that tone with me
iPhone 5? Ho Ho Hold the fu*k up! Your only 10 years old.
Once you make a choice you have to stand by it. Get a divorce.
Leave it to the French to invent the sport of running away.
Looks like his eyebrows slipped down his face.
Fu*k the police, I haz spare!
I cannot brain today, I had the dumb.
Thank you to all my fans.
Getting out of the pool isn't as easy as it looks.
Arguing. That moment when you realize you were wrong all along.
Mind if I comb over
I can't really say that I'm not gay, because I've never tried penis. I've only ever player with one penis - mine - and I fu*king love it! I haven't stopped playing with it since! I like 100% of penises I've ever played with, whereas I only like around 60% of vaginas I've been in. Statistically...