Where would we be without cartoons, need a quick laugh then you gotta see these cartoons.
Talking with girl friend who is a teacher.
Dancing next to some chick. "Hey can I have a cigarette?" "Sure, wanna to dance?" "No" Take it back, "No dancy, no ciggy"
It's the Rugrats in fffuuuu faces.
I spend a lot of time mentally choreographing elaborate flight scenes with strangers around me.
When you grow a pear you can call me back so I did.
Which line is the same length as the one on the left? What the hell? It's C. No fu*king was it it A.
"Me and the girls are going to a gay club this weekend. Want to join us?
Does you Pizza delivery guy ever do this to you?
Can you see more clearly with this? or this? There's no difference. How about now? No difference. Ok, how about now..
See your doctor if you experience any of these symptoms. Moustache, Comb-over, Sideburns, Overcoat.
Things that can cause the Universe to explode.
Frowing at a baby Koala for twelve straight hours.
While preparing dinner, Edna accidentally opens up a can of Whoopass!
Dude, what's with that fugly hair cut? You're bald now!
I have Cancer.
At a job interview
"This copy of Windows is not genuine"
Yea, I'm a Libra
OMG me too! Like we were made for each other.
LOL! No way! When's your birthday?